Me: What the...
(I get annoyed, but then realize that the other car is being driven by an old woman. Like, crazy old. Like, Grandma Death in Donnie Darko old. She looks frazzles and a little frightened)
(I soften and roll down my window)
Me: Hey, sorry, are you okay?
(She rolls down her window)
Crazy-Old Lady: You f***er!
(She hits the gas and zooms away)